Just because I didn’t go to an ivy league school and I ain’t great looking doesn’t mean I got no hope. I can speak chink-nese, nihaoma. That and my white face will make me “high and mighty” in china. I can be an “ugly, fat, insecure and impotent, hiding in China, deadbeat loser”, but my life is not going to be miserable in China. You wanna bet? Just look around you, there are thousands if not millions of Chinese girls who would beg me to boom-boom them and sodomize them long time. So don’t blame us when you chinks feel inferior and must look up to the white race. Just look at Ben’s TV show, you have these yellow morons who wave industrial-sized dildos whenever a white person does some Chinese shit. You are so honored when we speak a word of chink-nese you probably want to suck my dick. You brought this onto yourself, you retards. You Chinese guys, which are a bunch of testosterone-deficient half-men, can do nothing but to complain and be jealous. With your tiny penises, tiny hands, and tiny balls, how can you expect to challenge the white men physically and mentally? Forget about it. You best hope is evolution or to swallow a load of my cum so that you can rehab yourself genetically.

I am happy for you that you are having a great time over there in China. You have done so much and seen so much more than what you have access to here in the U.S. The chinks have given a lot of face to you as you said. If you were in the U.S., nobody would give a shit about you. You would be a just a normal dude living a typical pathetic American lifestyle or as Paul Giamatti puts in Sideways, “a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage”.

Living among a lesser race as a member of the master race is something I aspire to as well after I finish my study here at Ole Miss. I wouldnt’ be as friendly as you have been to the fucking chinks though. They are just a bunch of scrawny, slant-eyed, dumb sheeps ready to be slaughtered or sodomized by us. We can do whatever we want to them and they have to fucking take it because they are the inferior race, right? We fucking taught them a lesson in the late 19th and early 20th century who is their daddy. We are so much more superior to them — physically stronger, more intelligent, better looking. We have such an awesome military-industrial base that the toy-producing Chinks cannot ever dream to match. I know deep down every aryan brother feels the same way about these yellow maggots. But as long as they treat me like a king over there, I can tolerate them.

The competition among aryans here in the Western world is so intense, I cannot take it any more. Just like you, I am neither particularly intelligent nor good looking, we probably cannot go to a ivy league or go to Wall Street or date hot chick in the U.S., but we are fucking kings among the Chinks. For that, I will bust my ass to study some Chink-nese at school. Do you mind if I look you up when I am there. I am graduating next May.

White Power

No wonder those kids knew the song better than I did.

“In 1972, at a Washington, D.C. concert, Nixon and then Premier of the People’s Republic of China Zhou Enlai were members of the audience. After the concert, which included Denver’s infamous parodies “The Ballad of Richard Nixon” and “The Ballad of Spiro Agnew” , the Premier purchased 500 cassette tapes of the country folk ballad “Take Me Home, Country Roads” which would become the first western music legally played in the People’s Republic of China.”

one of my friends directed me to your blog. As a Jew who grew up in Hong Kong, it made me really nostalgic. Your description of the karaoke experience is spot-on, and hilarious.

Best of luck with the blog,
Becky